Paul
The lead character and the hero of this story, proving once again that there are no qualifications whatsoever for being labeled a hero.

Jennie
Paul's current love interest. Soon, more likely than not, to be Paul's former love interest. They'll stay friends though, so don't worry -- she won't be killed off.

Paul's dad
He's the dad.

Paul's mom
She's the mom.

Rudy
This is Paul's best friend. In case you can't tell, Rudy is the smarter of the two. And if you can't tell that, then your best friend is the smarter of the two as well. Sorry.

Samson, aka Dog
Paul's dog generally holds people, Paul in particular, in disdain. Hobbies include food and sleep -- and yes, ladies, he's single.

Mr. Rossberg
Paul's former teacher, guidance counselor and boss. He's like Mr. Belding to Paul's Screech, for all you "Saved by the Bell" fans out there. Soon to be Paul's clergyman or some other logically-flawed role.

Agnes
Paul's former love interest. She's basically been written off the show, so to speak, because you can only have so many former love interests in a strip about a guy who can't get a second date to save his life. She might reappear though.

Chris and Herman
Best friends, apparently. Herman, on the right, is a spaz who tells jokes. Chris, on the left, is a hipster who is too cool for his own skin. Neither play an important role at all. Chris knows this; Herman does not.

Various other schmoes
Guest characters apently, including some soon-to-be major characters who will suddenly appear and shock the living hell out of you. Probably.

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